sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post
please
(via the-literate-sloth)
if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me
(Source: circumcisions, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
(via thebluthcompany)
From today’s Crash Course about Catcher in the Rye.
(Source: iwasthedreamweaver, via aleglesslegolegolas)
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
finally a fandom hijack I can get behind
(Source: icelikelollies, via murderspreeforthebbc)
Abandoned farm home outside of town. There were 8 cars left there (The blue one pictured has a pitch fork in the windshield). There was still toilet paper in the bathroom, and pictures littered the counter. The basement wall had caved in and I couldn’t really go down there. All the mirrors and windows were broken, everything was left there. I have no idea what happened.
man nosiness like this is what gets niggas killed in movies you saw help carved into the fucking wall and still kept nancy drewing your little ass around that demon portal
(via thedramaticsneeze)
Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
is that john green
That’s John Green.
(via mythoughtseternalized)
imagine how weird our society would be if PEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
at least everyone would be dressed nicely
(Source: weasleyarthur, via thisissortofsparta)
